But whoever said he did not face the kind weather scheduled for Wednesday. Thus, postal workers will not be delivering anything in six whole states and parts of four others.
The US Postal Service said on Tuesday night on Facebook that due to weathered weather conditions in the Midwest, delivery will be suspended in some areas.
The list of affected regions and states: Illinois, Iowa, Minnesota, North Dakota, South Dakota, Wisconsin and parts of Kansas, Missouri, Montana and Nebraska.
Even for the toughest, cold-tested Americans, this week's freeze is brutal, with dozens of records of temperature and wind that must occur from Dakota to Long Island, prompting warnings to keep people indoors.
In Minnesota, stormy weather can mean chills that can approach 70 degrees below.
"These are VERY DANGEROUS conditions and can lead to exposed skin burns in just five minutes, where wind values are below -50," the National Weather Service office tinkered near Minneapolis and St. Paul. "The best thing you can do is limit your time off."
A gigantic blast of cold air that runs through the Midwest heads east, en route to breaking dozens of disks along the way. And it can be deadly, with the weather guilty of three deaths this week.
"The coldest air of a generation is sinking to the south, with sub-zero temperatures already in the Upper Midwest," meteorologist Dave Hennen of CNN said on Tuesday. "And the worst is yet to come."
The bitter weather also mumbled trips even in the toughest cities. More than 2,700 flights involving US airports were canceled by Tuesday and Wednesday, including more than 1,550 entrances and exits from Chicago's airports, according to FlightAware.com.
Millions of Americans battling the cold would be best warmed up in parts of Antarctica.
Chicago may hit a record low of 27 below freezing temperatures on Thursday morning. A high of the city during the day on Wednesday can reach only 15 below zero.
Compare that with the relative heat of the Priestley Glacier, Antarctica, which will have a high temperature on Wednesday at 6 degrees Fahrenheit and a low of 7 below zero.
While Hennen said that Chicago will be "the epicenter of extreme cold," his misery will have plenty of company.
Temperatures drop to 20-40 degrees below zero between Tuesday and Thursday in the Upper Midwest and Great Lakes, Hennen said.
Approximately 212 million, or 72% of the US mainland population, will see temperatures below freezing in the coming days. And more than 83 million Americans – about 25 percent of the US population – will suffer sub-zero temperatures between Wednesday and Monday.
Beware of life-threatening chills
The only numbers more shocking than the temperatures are the chills of the wind.
The chills will plummet to 30-70 degrees below zero this week in parts of the northern Plains and Great Lakes region, Hennen said.
The coldest coldest wind measured on Tuesday by the National Weather Service was 61 degrees below zero at Grand Forks Airport in North Dakota. This is from a real temperature of 25 below and a gust of wind of 44 mph.
In northern Minnesota, chills were forecast to fall to 65-70 degrees below zero, rivaling the coldest wind sensation ever recorded in the state (71 below) in 1982.
Illinois Governor J. B. Pritzker has declared a state of emergency saying that even a brief time off with exposed skin can be fatal.
"There is a real risk of hypothermia and freezing," Pritzker said on Tuesday. "Up to five minutes of exposure can have very serious consequences for health."
Chicago can remain freeze from Tuesday until noon on Friday, Hennen said.
At least 3 deaths linked to climate
Authorities are asking people to get together, stay inside and check up on the elderly and vulnerable.
But already, at least three deaths were attributed to extreme cold.
The latest storm-related fatality was a 55-year-old man found dead on Tuesday in his Milwaukee garage. The man apparently fainted after removing the snow, according to the coroner's office.
On Sunday, a man in Rochester, Minnesota, was found dead outside the house where he was staying with a relative.
And in Illinois, a man was killed on Monday "after a road accident involving a truck and a pedestrian," Libertyville police said.
The driver of the plow truck was placed on paid administrative leave, awaiting the results of an investigation, police said.
States accustomed to snow make emergency declarations
You know it's bad when northern states like Michigan and Wisconsin declare emergencies.
"Such extreme and widespread conditions have not occurred in Michigan for many years, and it is imperative that we be proactive, with record low temperatures being predicted by the National Weather Service," said Gov. Gretchen Whitmer.
Wisconsin Governor Tony Evers has also declared a state of emergency as some school districts – including the Milwaukee Public Schools – are closed on Tuesday.
"I want to make sure that all state assets are available, including the Wisconsin National Guard if necessary, to help communities across the state and keep people warm and safe," Evers tweeted.
What about the Super Bowl?
In Atlanta, where the New England Patriots are prepared to face the Los Angeles Rams at the Super Bowl on Sunday, a chance of snow has led many places to close the day.
But the city avoided any measurable snow, as a light rain line went through in the morning.
Temperatures are expected to recover to near 60 degrees before Sunday night's start at the Mercedes-Benz stadium.
Judson Jones, Kara Devlin, Dave Alsup, Emanuella Grinberg and Marlena Baldacci of CNN contributed to this report.