Daniela Elser: Six tracks Meghan fooled us all with baby Sussex



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Strange as it may sound, the royal family is fairly open about what they are doing most of the time.

You can download your finances to see what they have sent by sending Princess Anne to Madagascar ($ 94,500) and how much their greenhouse gas emissions have dropped in the last year (20%, thank you).

However, Buckingham Palace remains inflexibly closed on a situation: the Duchess of Sussex and her baby.

The world is waiting for news of the newest real baby. Photo / AP
The world is waiting for news of the newest real baby. Photo / AP

However, some clues point to the very tempting possibility that Meghan has given birth to, and Baby Sussex is currently sleeping at Frogmore Cottage in her gender-neutral nursery.

Let's review the evidence.

The parking lot FURORE

Earlier this week, it was reported that Windsor Castle officials were positively offended because they were denied access to a parking lot overlooking the new excavations of Harry and Meghan, Frogmore Cottage. According to The Sun, the good officials were so impressed that they came up with a cool nickname. "Everyone is calling NIMBYs, meaning not in Meghan's back yard!" an unidentified source told the British newspaper. Very naughty!

Meghan and Harry's new house, Frogmore Cottage. Photo / Getty Images
Meghan and Harry's new house, Frogmore Cottage. Photo / Getty Images

Superficially, this may sound like some dull antics in the workplace with the curious case of who stole Derek's lamb sandwich from the Windsor team's kitchen. However, the palace's level of neuroticism about who can and can not see in the garden of the sussex suggests that they have something they do not want people to see. Something they might want to hide from curious strangers and the long glasses of skillful paparazzi. Something like a lovely little new real!

THE GAME OF NUMBERS

With each of her babies, the Duchess of Cambridge held her last royal engagement a month before going to Lindo's ward to give birth. Meghan's last official meeting was on March 19, exactly 30 days ago – that is, it's baby time! Numbers do not lie.

O INSTA POST

Two days ago, Harry and Meghan took to their beautiful Instagram account to thank the people who made generous donations instead of sending gifts for babies. The caption read: "In the name of the Duke and Duchess (and Baby Sussex), we thank you very much," and so the Internet has dissolved.

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Just a week ago, the Duke and Duchess of Sussex asked you to kindly consider supporting various organizations around the world instead of sending gifts for the next arrival of their firstborn. Not only did many of you give your support, you acted. His Royal Highness wanted you to know the impact of his support – the direct effect of his bestowal, energy and action! YOU chose to be part of the collective good and made a real difference. Whether it's a $ 5 donation, a contribution of £ 1000, volunteering or spreading the word, you've done your part. And in the name of the Duke and Duchess (and Baby Sussex), we thank you very much. YOUR IMPACT: @thelunchboxfund will now be able to provide a minimum of 100,000 additional nutritionally fortified meals for children in dire need throughout South Africa @littlevillagehq received donations from around the world (from the UAE to Hong Kong and the US) They have increased their monthly donors, have had an increase in requests for volunteers and energized their staff of over 200 employees and @ wellchild volunteers can now offer more than 300 additional hours of specialized care by a child nurse for a child with serious health problems needs , allowing families to stay together at home vs. the hospital @ Baby2Baby has received over 5,000 products to disperse needy children including cribs, books, backpacks, diapers and received monetary donations from around the world – from Guadalajara to Italy. You made it happen. Thank you.

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The direct reference to Baby Sussex is very unusual – Kate and Wills never directly referenced their unborn babies in social media posts.

THE MAKEUP TEACHER

Daniel Martin is not just one of Meghan's best friends, but he did his makeup for her wedding. Last week, he shared a story on the Instagram that put him in Windsor, also known in the Megs neighborhood. It would make perfect sense for him to be in the UK to help prepare the camera for the couple's first release with their bub.

The international account

As Britain enters the Brexit abyss, the UK government has an ace up its sleeve to delight Europeans: Charles and Camilla! Yesterday it was reported that Cornwall was taking its patented royal act to Germany on May 7 for a Kraut charm offensive. (Read: So they can be kind to Theresa May the next time she goes to Brussels to ask for EU indulgence.)

Harry and Meghan in Morocco earlier this year. Photo / AP
Harry and Meghan in Morocco earlier this year. Photo / AP

The timing is very interesting. Charles is said to be the devoted grandfather and great-grandfather and there is no chance of him leaving for the mainland if he had not already spent some quality liaison time with his newest family member. (That would be just the worst.Tom Boom.) All this makes it even more likely that Meghan's due date will be much sooner than we imagined.

THE DIARY RIDDLE

Everyday the lucky (London) Times begins to publish the court's circular describing what the Windsor family faces in day-to-day life.

For example, yesterday: "His Royal Highness, Former President of the Royal Association of British Dairy Farmers, then presented the Royal Princess Award and the Royal Dairy Innovation Award at Buckingham Palace." Princess Anne spent yesterday talking about the udders and the exciting breakthroughs in nipple sterilization.

Harry was also at work. He had a briefing by Chatham House on international affairs and convened a round table on climate change at Kensington Palace.

Meghan and Harry could already be parents, according to the buzz of social media. Photo / AP
Meghan and Harry could already be parents, according to the buzz of social media. Photo / AP

But wait! As the Vanity Fair pointed out, what a riskier way to ward off the press from the smell and distract yourself from all those crying noises that might be coming out of Frogmore Cottage than to look like he was busy at work?

Curiously, Hazza has no future commitments for the next four months (although there is every chance he will appear in the June Trooping of the Color), which would mean he needs to be home now and in the near future.

We can interpret this in two ways: One, he blocked this time to make use of the new series of Game of Thrones, or two, he secretly became a father and is trying to figure out how you changed a diaper.

Daniela Elser specializes in real and freelance writer.

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