Bachelor of Arts in Paradise: It is like Alien vs Predator if instead of putting the antagonists of two iconic science fiction franchises against each other, you have collected the best and worst people from two dimorphic versions of a reality show. It's like the football of all the stars except that everyone is very, A lot of hornier
The premiere tonight was as full of bombs as a fully loaded one B 52, no more dramatic than the very sensationalist bomb of truth that Brooke had to fall on Nick "Honey Badger" Cummins and somehow both in a disorderly and extremely busy way out of their season.
This bomb of truth? Cummins never intended to date anyone on the show, which was the revelation that made Brooke leave the show of his own free will early. You can see it pour here:
– Bachelor in Paradise Australia (@BachParadiseAU) April 9, 2019
People reacted the way you would expect them to:
– scarlett (@_scarlettre) April 9, 2019
I can not believe Nick's massive coup d'etat on women and the show and on the country like … what's wrong with you? #BachelorInParadiseAU
– Katie K (@_katiekendall_) April 9, 2019
Why was Nick on the show if he was not there to find love or choose someone? He being on the show was not for genuine reasons.
– DorothyGaleOz (@oz_gale) April 9, 2019
– AtomicNicky (@AtomicNicky) April 9, 2019
– Kevin Horton (@ SC_Kev7) April 9, 2019
I personally had a wild thrill just from the Christopher Nolan– "bwaaaap" style noises they put on after she said it; surprising production values.